"THIS IS A FUCK TOWEL" is the initiation, it is in your face to what is about to come as you lay this highly absorbent and comfy microfibre towel across the bed for hot action, pair it with ER LUBE for the ultimate sex. The size of the towel is perfect for anyone in any position. Get your FREAK on.
Fine details on the care label, for whoever bought the towel, pppst! "scan for more great sex".